Lessons Learned: Message to the Asshole in Chem

Wow, I am constantly impressed by the way that your all powerful intelligence far surpasses my own. Really, you are so knowledgable that I question your reasoning for taking a class which is nicknamed "Chem for Tards."
Perhaps we would be able to become friends if I were to wake up tomorrow with a penis (you racist, sexist, heterosexist bigot). Maybe then you would stop giving me those mean looks in class (you ignorant Nebraskan hick).
You are so right for thinking that I won't be able to understand the studies of chemistry and communication because my duty is to cook and clean for my man (I hope you get in that big muddy truck of yours with the rotting deer carcasses and drive off a cliff you hypocritical bastard). I will try to put all my efforts into that in the future.

Sincerely,

The Ditzy Blonde in the Third Row