Lessons Learned: The HC Advantage

Tonight the diva found out that Perkins Library closes at 11:30 while writing her 8-page paper.
Surprised she made a list of activities to engage in after hours in Hastings, Nebraska.

1. Wal-Mart
2. McDonalds
3. Meth
4. Unprotected Premarital Sex

The diva chooses Adult Swim instead.