Lessons Learned: My Single Behavior
Alright admit it we all have one. You know what I'm talking about here. You're single behavior. The thing that you can only do when you are an independent diva. The thing you do when there is no one else around, and that you would never EVER want anyone to see.
Carrie admitted on an episode of Sex in the City that her single behavior is standing in the kitchen eating crackers with jelly.
Well BitchNichole's single behavior is a little more embarrassing: She puts in her ear plugs and dances around her room like a 5-year-old. We're talking jumping on her bed like a crazed fool dancing here.
However, this past weekend while dancing around her room to Then He Kissed Me, a la Adventures in Babysitting style the Welsh diva came to a sad little conclusion.
While rocking out on her bed she came to the line which declares "Then he asked me to be his bride/And always be right by his side/ I felt so happy I almost cried/ And then he kissed me"
The diva stopped her rocking to think about the words that she was lip syncing.
Could it be that even her single behavior was passing judgement on her?
This got BitchNichole to thinking. She thought about how when a man is a commitment-phobe he's just being a hip bachelor, but when a lady lives in constant fear of the exact same thing she's considered a bitch.
As a result BitchNichole would like to send a shout out to all the divas that share her love of their secret single behavior. Rock on friends! And don't let these midwestern ideals bring you down.
Carrie admitted on an episode of Sex in the City that her single behavior is standing in the kitchen eating crackers with jelly.
Well BitchNichole's single behavior is a little more embarrassing: She puts in her ear plugs and dances around her room like a 5-year-old. We're talking jumping on her bed like a crazed fool dancing here.
However, this past weekend while dancing around her room to Then He Kissed Me, a la Adventures in Babysitting style the Welsh diva came to a sad little conclusion.
While rocking out on her bed she came to the line which declares "Then he asked me to be his bride/And always be right by his side/ I felt so happy I almost cried/ And then he kissed me"
The diva stopped her rocking to think about the words that she was lip syncing.
Could it be that even her single behavior was passing judgement on her?
This got BitchNichole to thinking. She thought about how when a man is a commitment-phobe he's just being a hip bachelor, but when a lady lives in constant fear of the exact same thing she's considered a bitch.
As a result BitchNichole would like to send a shout out to all the divas that share her love of their secret single behavior. Rock on friends! And don't let these midwestern ideals bring you down.
posted by Welsh Girl at 5:36 PM
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