Lessons Learned: The HC Advantage

Tonight the diva found out that Perkins Library closes at 11:30 while writing her 8-page paper.
Surprised she made a list of activities to engage in after hours in Hastings, Nebraska.

1. Wal-Mart
2. McDonalds
3. Meth
4. Unprotected Premarital Sex

The diva chooses Adult Swim instead.

Lessons Learned: Say What?!?

The diva has recently heard some rumors surrounding her love life and dealings with a certain gentleman.

She would like all of her readers to know that sometimes rumors can be far more interesting than the truth. Her love life is not nearly that exciting.

In other news:

While on a walk with BitchParis today the diva saw a very large man in a red car and laughed at what the future may have in store.

Mr. Belding comes to Hastings tomorrow.

KUDLA IS ALIVE AND WELL just very very tired.

Must finish Psychology of Religion paper. UGH! I WANT TO GRADUATE!

A boyfriend from long ago is actually starting to seem like a really cool dude. This doesn't happen very often.

Speaking of ex's... your behavior is completely inappropriate. It is never cool to kiss a "friend" on the neck. Quit saying I ruined you for all other girls. I think your fiancee would disagree

Lessons Learned: You Ain't Talking to Me Now

Many of you may have noticed that the diva has taken a short vacation from her beloved blog.
She would like to explain that this has occurred because she mistakenly left her computer in Kansas.
The computer will be returned on April 29, 2006.
Postings will follow the blogs return.

Future postings will include the following:

Athena's visit to Huskerville
Kudla still MIA!
Wedding reception from hell.
Easter in Tongie Town.

Lessons Learned: Every Number But the One I Want to See

Have you seen this poor little boy? Last heard from March 27, 2006.

So the diva has heard through the grape vine that Kudla is making plans to visit the Welsh Goddess within the next few months. However, he has not relayed this message to BitchNichole herself.

Any of the attempts to get in contact with the lifelong buddy however have failed. BitchNichole offers the following advice to her relationship therapist and future husband, Kudla.

Hey dude pay your friggin' phone bill. I kinda sorta desperately need you right now. Seriously, I miss you so much it hurts.

Lessons Learned: Visions of the Future

As many of you know our herione, BitchNichole, was recently blessed with the vision of her future husband. I know, I know she said she'd never do it, but this vision has made her realize that maybe marriage isn't such a bad thing. Here are a few details about the fella that she saw in her vision.

1. He is an artist (PDiddy agreed that this was a smart decision for her since a relationship with a writer would involve too much competition).

2. They live in separate apartments (PDiddy also agreed this part of the vision agreeing that the diva could never share a living space. This also works out because they are both artists don't really want to intrude on each other's work).

3. They are a way cool couple that goes out and chills together without pushing the idea of marriage on their friends.

4. They have no children because children make them both slightly uncomfortable.

5. They like to travel and he often follows her on book tours.

The diva claims that she is happy with this vision. She says that he sounds much better than the corporate jerk that appeared in her former vision.

In other news:
There is a new song that reminds me of you. Dress Up in You by Belle and Sebastian. Hope that is better than the All American Rejects

Everyone will be happy to know that a certain number has been deleted from the diva's phone. Now she can stop being the kind of stupid girl that pisses her off.

Lessons Learned: Saving the Best for Last

The divas pose for their last ever GDD photo

UnderAgeJay gives Rooms some lovin'...

And then moves on to BitchNichole

BitchNichole enjoys a drink and shows her artistic abilities at dinner with UnderAgeJay.

Last night the welsh goddess celebrated her final Greek Dinner Dance. The night was a success despite the drama involved with getting the whole shindig rolling.

Here's a quick list of the happenings:

Hot waiters at Applebees makes eyes at BitchNichole. UnderAgeJay suggests she invite to the party.

Someone gets nekked in room 249. BitchNichole and Rooms are completely oblivious.

BitchNichole looses her chance to make out with Vince Vaughn look alike by telling him about the set up. She's assuming the chance will arrive again. Must talk to DB.

Nasty Nebraskan hicks tell the diva that they love her boobs and then ask if they can touch them. The diva almost gets into a fight as a result.

The diva gets into a verbal disagreement with the cops and almost gets arrested. Drunken Rooms tries to step in. Bad idea. (Don't worry Mom40 I settled it before being forced to spend the night in a jail cell).

Finally got to talk to TheUser. Thought things were settled. UnderAgeJay claims TheUser told the diva never to call him again.

Texted MacchioBroker to ask when she can become his shiksa.

Rooms' wallet is stolen purchases for a rental car and cell phone discovered.

Lessons Learned: It's a GREAT Day to be a Bronco!!!

A toast to the newest prose champ! Live it up darling!

The HC Bronco 4N6 Team just got done competing at AFA in the wonderful state of Florida.

The team placed 12 in the nation making it eight consecutive years in the top twenty. But here's the big news:

BITCHPARIS IS A NATIONAL PROSE CHAMPION!!!

Way to go baby! BitchNichole could not be prouder of her crime partner and cannot wait for her buddy to get home so they can party like the rockstars that they are. The diva has lost her voice from screaming and is forced to type out her excitement.

Lessons Learned: I Never Loved You's Return

BitchParis needs to return the diva's pink "I Never Loved You" shirt.

Yes the Welsh Goddess has the same shirt in back, but the letters are so hard to read and she never gets as much attention from it.

If everyone could pressure BitchParis into its returned the diva would be very very happy. She needs the positive energy of the pink shirt to boost her mood.


It's a little tough to tell but here is a picture of BitchParis wearing the missing top the last night that the diva was ever to see it. Please help in a safe return to its rightful owner.

Lessons Learned: I Need Some Lovin'

The diva has been suffering from a lack of locking lips lately and it has her slightly unhappy. She has been out on three “dates” in the last month with worthy gentlemen, but it’s gotten her absolutely no where. Yes the conversations on all of these dates have been very intriguing, but when is she going to get down to some serious making out? Perhaps she’s had her mojo stolen?

Adding to this disappointment TheHorse recently had a conversation with CoachRyan and he seemed only mildly interested when her name got brought up. It’s time for a trip to Lincoln to seduce the older gentleman. Any takers? This is not a competition.

In other news:

Okay I like you and there’s a lot I’m willing to give up for you, but not cheese on meat. Come on dude you’re basically asking me to give up all Mexican food. It just isn’t going to work. Let’s just make out for awhile. You can pretend that I don’t eat pork for a good twenty minutes to an hour, right?

THIS JUST IN: I MUST BE DREAMING!

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE OUT JULY 2007!!!
I TOTALLY DIDN'T THINK THEY WOULD EVER DO IT!!!