Lessons Learned: I'm a Fire Starter

Tonight our herione, BitchNichole, started a slight fire in apartment 915. She had a hankering for macaroni Grandma style. However it looks like she might have left her brain at Zero Class last night, because she ruined her meal and four stove top covers. Uh oh! How is the diva ever going to live alone?

BitchNichole: I don't know how it happened!

Okay, they weren't exactly firemen, but they looked pretty sexy and they came to investigate the smokey smell, so the diva felt satisfied.

This is why BitchNichole should never pursue a career as a homemaker.

Jack-O-Bits confronts BitchNichole on her stupidity.

In other news:

This was the only kiss that the diva shared with the Vince Vaghn look alike. He got angry after she said Pearl Jam sucked and said he would never make out with her but agreed to take this picture for the blog. But it kind of looks like they are both really into it.