Lessons Learned: The Dreaded Curse
Whether it was inspired by the fact that everyone around her is getting married, or the fact that she has to live at home this summer and is really nervous that this might be her first year without a summer love, the diva had a dream (or rather nightmare) involving the dreaded B-Curse.
Some call it the B-Tradition, others just say they're keeping it in the family, but to BitchNichole it can only be considered a curse. For those you not familiar with the B-Curse it is the tradition of B-Alumns dating and/or marrying fellow alumns.
BitchNichole has never understood this obsession, but they always seem to find each other and fall in love. The diva wishes not to disclose the name of the B-Alumn of her dreams out of complete mortification, but she will hint that he is the blackest Asian you will ever meet (no that's not Donnie, that would just be offensive).
When questioned about her feelings towards the dream the diva replied "I hope to never fall victim to this curse. There's not a single one worth my time."
Some call it the B-Tradition, others just say they're keeping it in the family, but to BitchNichole it can only be considered a curse. For those you not familiar with the B-Curse it is the tradition of B-Alumns dating and/or marrying fellow alumns.
BitchNichole has never understood this obsession, but they always seem to find each other and fall in love. The diva wishes not to disclose the name of the B-Alumn of her dreams out of complete mortification, but she will hint that he is the blackest Asian you will ever meet (no that's not Donnie, that would just be offensive).
When questioned about her feelings towards the dream the diva replied "I hope to never fall victim to this curse. There's not a single one worth my time."
posted by Welsh Girl at 9:08 PM
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